The All Day Tissue Dispenser

HAY FEVER HAT
"The all day tissue dispenser."Having hay fever is bad enough, but running out of hankies turns misfortune into misery. So, don't run out! The Hay Fever Hat supports a large...roll, enough to cope with heavy blowing and incessant sneezing from dawn til dusk."


Nice.....Just what I want to wear on my head!

Noodle Eater's Hair Guard

This "need" helps rapid lunchers protect expensive coiffeur "The Samurai hairstyle may have been an ancient and artful solution to the problem of maintaining...hygiene at mealtimes. Fashion has changed, and this age old problem has returned. The modern solution is the Noodle Eater's Hair Guard. In stylish candy pink moulded plastic it fits neatly into briefcase or handbag."

Boy, can you see using this in a resturant?

USB Heating Slippers

Feet getting chilled easily in cold weather or areas?

"Feet getting chilled easily in cold weather or areas? With this USB Heating Slippers, you don't need to worry your feet getting chilled anymore when you are working in front of the computer. Just plug it into the USB port to heat it up. Moreover, you can unplug the USB cable if you want to walk away from your PC. Its separated USB cable design allows you to wear it freely. It is a great gadget and a great gift for your friends and family to make them feeling warm all the time."

It comes in pink for woman and brown for men! I (for sure) could use these from time to time!

Bow Wow Appetit!

Now, I have to say, I am the first one to spoil my dog, Bella. Good Lord, she has her own blog. So when I saw this doggie dinner plate and wine glass design which allows for easy tongue and snout access...I thought Priceless.......One top of that, you can purchase the bib that looks like a button up shirt.The website says pricing is only available upon request, I can only imagine how much it costs.

Duster Slippers for Cats

For feline assistance with tedious housework.

"Now the most boring job around the house becomes hours of fun. Not for you, but for your cat! With these dust-dislodging foot socks, cats can play their part in easing the pressure of domestic chores.

Lazy cats are of course much less productive than exitible ones, but this problem may be overcome if you introduce a dog into the house.

So, that is the purpose of cats. LOL!!! Just Kidding!

Spray on Instant Nylons

Get the great look of nylons without the hassle, discomfort and runs of nylons. Nyce Legs Spray On Nylons is easy to apply and won't streak. Nyce Legs doesn't rub off - rain, perspiration, pool water, surf; even bed sheets won't take it away. Remove with soap and water. Nyce Legs hides spider veins, scars and blemishes. Perfect for every occasion and wardrobe. You won't believe your eyes or how great your legs will look and feel! Comes in 3 great colors! Light, medium, and dark beige. Check out the GREAT Benefits - No More Unsightly Runs - No More Elephant Knees Or Ankles (something we all worry about). No More Discomfort In The Summer.

I am hard pressed to believe that this washes of with just soap and water....YIKES!

Takes a lickin', keeps cone from drippin'

Motorized Ice Cream Cone

"Takes a lickin', keeps cone from drippin'."

"If you have a couple AA batteries to stick in this thing you'll never have to turn an ice cream cone again. Comes complete with a detachable rotating dish that you fill with your favorite flavor for a no-mess treat. Push the button, stick out your tongue and amaze your friends with the fact that you actually do have every toy available. By the way, there's no extra charge for the holstein pattern, and if you're on a low carb diet, don't worry. With this, there is no cone to eat, just ice cream."

A gotta have???? pfffffff.....Puleezzzze~