Need Me Nots

The Savvy Bachelor Commode Cover

2010-12-14T08:48:00.000-06:00

"Uh oh, you're having someone over to the apartment and your bathroom is a mess. Should you break down and finally just clean it, or...? The Savvy Bachelor Commode Cover is the answer to all your problems. Just unzip and then slip the 16" x 14" faux fur cover over most toilets seats for a clean fuzzy treat. When your guest has left, toss it in the washing machine so it's ready for the next visit. You'll never have to wash your toilet again. But you should. Really. Tired of freezing your butt off when the weather gets cold? Spoil yourself or your friend with our faux fur toilet seat cover."

LOVE IT!!!!

Snazzy Napper

2010-09-10T07:56:00.000-05:00

Could not pass this one up...We all need one of these!

Finger Food Party Plates

2009-07-27T17:13:00.005-05:00

The Ultimate Party Tool!

"How to balance your pig-in-a-blanket with your Dom Perignon... that is the question! Fortunately, we've got the answer... these charming little plates with rings that fit right on your finger. Now you can balance your glass and your hors d'ouevres, and look positively in control the whole time. Genius!"

Now this will be the hit of any party!
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For You Cat Lovers - KITTY WIGS

2009-07-23T18:13:00.003-05:00

"Elton John, Burt Reynolds, Dolly Parton...the finest wigs money can buy. And they still look hideous.

So imagine what kind of hairpiece 50 bucks will get you. Something you wouldn't ask your dog to wear. Your cat, on the other hand...

Seems plenty of people are willing to trick out their felines in a $50 toupee.

Yes, wigs for cats. How do people come up with these things? The creator mentioned that her day job was causing her stress. So after work she'd unwind by turning on loud music, putting a wig on herself and her Siamese, Boone, and dancing around the room. In time, she decided to let the world in on their secret.

To join them, check out KittyWigs.com. Each rug comes with a wig case and a hairnet to maintain luster and shape. There are instructions for "hair" care. And for that all-important pictorial, every Kitty Wig purchase includes suggested poses from professional photographers. For those days when the star is in no mood to pose, a handy mouse rattle is available. (This is for real folks.)

The creator warns that wigs should be worn under strict human supervision, in case your cat isn't as wild about its new look as you are. Wigs should be introduced slowly, to avoid "cat shock."

Among the most popular Kitty Wig creations are Pink Passion, Bashful Blonde and Electric Blue. Pink Passion transports your cat to the "land of cotton candy and pinwheels, where the air smells like sugar kisses."

Now this takes the cake!
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HeadSpa Head Massager

2009-07-20T10:30:00.001-05:00

Can you say Dork!

"No, this is not a helmet to block aliens from reading your mind. Although, it really does look like it. No, this is a strange electronic head massager. Yes, you too can pay only $53 for a massager for your head, since you clearly can’t just reach up and massage your head with your own fingers. You can pick up the stupid looking helmet from Amazon."

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Tighten your Pores?

2009-07-13T12:00:00.001-05:00

Ahhh...WHY?"Tired of trying various face masks in attempt to tighten your pores? Try this new Japanese bank robber face-mask. It has special sauna-like effect which seems to have real benefits for the skin. It tightens your pores and makes your skin look younger. And they are specially designed in pink color for the women. Men don't get disappointed as they are also available in grey."
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The Lip Enhancement Kit

2009-07-07T09:28:00.010-05:00

Lip Plumping Technology To Make Your Lips Fuller And Sexier, Instantly.
No injections, no pain, no nonsense tingling cream.

Most beauty experts agree that plump lips are the most important feature for a young and attractive look. CosmeSearch, Inc, a leader in innovative beauty products, has invented a new lip plumping and enhancing system. Here is how it works: Micro Collagen Plumping Balm will penetrate and hydrate the lips. The Plumping Device gently activates molecules, dramatically increases lip size by plumping up lips naturally. Fuller lips don't have to cost a fortune."

I don't know about you but that bulb looks kinda scary...Now you, too, can purchase a suction cup for your mouth to enhance your lips and give that Angelina Jolie look. Something, I know EVERY woman strives for! Good Lord!

Boxing Grannies

2009-07-01T18:19:00.014-05:00

"Edna and Doris have upped their game. There was a time when just racing each other was enough to satisfy their competitive streaks, but no longer. Casting aside their Zimmers in favour of a pair of stout boxing gloves, this now world famous pair of noble and aged battlers is stepping into the ring.

All that lifting of tea cups and hefty biscuits has given them some great upper body strength, and the time has come for them to find out who's the top Granny. With an upper cut to strike terror into the hearts of any heavyweight (or paperweight at the very least), these Boxing Grannies will slog it out for victory. You control each Granny by pressing buttons on the base to power each arm, and if your Edna or Doris is hit in the right place, she will rock back on her feet, and your opponent scores a point.

It's a tough game, and these Grannies are not only up for the challenge, but can't wait to get at each other. This may well be the beginning of something big..."

Geeezzzz., just when you think you have seen it all... You gotta watch this video on this product.

Wall Bubble Calendar

2009-06-22T13:00:00.000-05:00

Wall Calendars Go "Pop"!
Bubble Calendar Combines Fun and Functionality

"The calendar is fully functional, with days of the week and all major U.S. holidays marked and weekends bolded for easy reference.

"Popping bubbles is something everyone loves," says Stephen Turbek, designer of the Bubble Calendar, explaining the inspiration behind the design. "Kids love learning about the calendar while popping the bubbles. Bubble Calendar is also perfect gift for that obsessive person in your life; as long as they don't pop the whole year the first day!"

You have to try this site - The Bubble Calendar Simulation Game. For the folks who love to pop these bubbles!

The All Day Tissue Dispenser

2009-05-08T13:20:00.001-05:00

HAY FEVER HAT
"The all day tissue dispenser."Having hay fever is bad enough, but running out of hankies turns misfortune into misery. So, don't run out! The Hay Fever Hat supports a large...roll, enough to cope with heavy blowing and incessant sneezing from dawn til dusk."

Nice.....Just what I want to wear on my head!

Noodle Eater's Hair Guard

2009-04-25T14:29:00.003-05:00

This "need" helps rapid lunchers protect expensive coiffeur "The Samurai hairstyle may have been an ancient and artful solution to the problem of maintaining...hygiene at mealtimes. Fashion has changed, and this age old problem has returned. The modern solution is the Noodle Eater's Hair Guard. In stylish candy pink moulded plastic it fits neatly into briefcase or handbag."

Boy, can you see using this in a resturant?

USB Heating Slippers

2009-04-14T08:35:00.009-05:00

Feet getting chilled easily in cold weather or areas?

"Feet getting chilled easily in cold weather or areas? With this USB Heating Slippers, you don't need to worry your feet getting chilled anymore when you are working in front of the computer. Just plug it into the USB port to heat it up. Moreover, you can unplug the USB cable if you want to walk away from your PC. Its separated USB cable design allows you to wear it freely. It is a great gadget and a great gift for your friends and family to make them feeling warm all the time."

It comes in pink for woman and brown for men! I (for sure) could use these from time to time!

Bow Wow Appetit!

2009-04-07T15:27:00.006-05:00

Now, I have to say, I am the first one to spoil my dog, Bella. Good Lord, she has her own blog. So when I saw this doggie dinner plate and wine glass design which allows for easy tongue and snout access...I thought Priceless.......One top of that, you can purchase the bib that looks like a button up shirt.The website says pricing is only available upon request, I can only imagine how much it costs.

Duster Slippers for Cats

2009-03-28T15:20:00.002-05:00

For feline assistance with tedious housework.

"Now the most boring job around the house becomes hours of fun. Not for you, but for your cat! With these dust-dislodging foot socks, cats can play their part in easing the pressure of domestic chores.

Lazy cats are of course much less productive than exitible ones, but this problem may be overcome if you introduce a dog into the house.

So, that is the purpose of cats. LOL!!! Just Kidding!

Spray on Instant Nylons

2009-03-23T13:15:00.005-05:00

Get the great look of nylons without the hassle, discomfort and runs of nylons. Nyce Legs Spray On Nylons is easy to apply and won't streak. Nyce Legs doesn't rub off - rain, perspiration, pool water, surf; even bed sheets won't take it away. Remove with soap and water. Nyce Legs hides spider veins, scars and blemishes. Perfect for every occasion and wardrobe. You won't believe your eyes or how great your legs will look and feel! Comes in 3 great colors! Light, medium, and dark beige. Check out the GREAT Benefits - No More Unsightly Runs - No More Elephant Knees Or Ankles (something we all worry about). No More Discomfort In The Summer.

I am hard pressed to believe that this washes of with just soap and water....YIKES!

Takes a lickin', keeps cone from drippin'

2009-03-04T13:07:00.000-06:00

Motorized Ice Cream Cone

"Takes a lickin', keeps cone from drippin'."

"If you have a couple AA batteries to stick in this thing you'll never have to turn an ice cream cone again. Comes complete with a detachable rotating dish that you fill with your favorite flavor for a no-mess treat. Push the button, stick out your tongue and amaze your friends with the fact that you actually do have every toy available. By the way, there's no extra charge for the holstein pattern, and if you're on a low carb diet, don't worry. With this, there is no cone to eat, just ice cream."

A gotta have???? pfffffff.....Puleezzzze~

Go Girl - Don't Take Life Sitting Down

2009-02-25T14:24:00.000-06:00

This is the product my radio show was discussing....

Ok, so what’s a GoGirl?

Simply put, GoGirl is the way to stand up to crowded, disgusting, distant or non-existent bathrooms. It’s a female urination device (sometimes called a FUD) that allows you to urinate while standing up. It’s neat. It’s discreet. It’s hygienic.GoGirl is easy to use. Just lower your panties, and put GoGirl against your body, forming a seal. Aim and, well, pee. Pretty simple, huh?

GoGirl fits easily in your purse, pocket, or glove compartment. It’s a must for travel and sports. And it’s great for everyday––no more crouching over or trying to cover up an unsanitary public toilet.

While the concept may be new to you, European women have used female urination devices for years. GoGirl’s not the first device of its kind. But try it. And we think you’ll agree it’s easily the best.

Only GoGirl is made with flexible, medical grade silicone. Dispose of it after use. Or clean and reuse as you like. (Urine is sterile, but the product can come into contact with contaminates during use, so take precautions when cleaning.) Our patented splash guard eliminates messing and spilling. Once you practice a time or two, using a GoGirl is going to feel like second nature.
You won’t be like a man. You’ll just pee like one.
http://www.go-girl.com/what-is-gogirl.asp

What a riot! Can you see someone whipping this out at a concert, club, or business meeting!

Do we REALLY need these things?

2009-02-25T12:53:00.000-06:00

I was listening to the radio today and they were discussing the most ridiculous sounding product for women - It was a total hoot!

It was at that time, I thought...."Hey, I should do a blog about this!" and so it begins - if anything just for grins and giggles. So the question is...Do We REALLY Need These Things?

Stay tuned!